If you read Trading Economics, you would think Trump’s sanctions have improved lots of economies, go through the news feed, with European Car Registrations hitting a six-year high. These are considered big-ticket items, and lots of people will have taken out loans to pay for them, which is good news for the finance sector. Also, we told you at the start of the earnings season to talk to your broker. It may be hard to find an investment house/bank that trades voice and gives investment advice. This is short sighted of investment firms; you have to be wealthy to get to trade voice.

Homework: Look at your charts for commodities FX and stock indexes. The usual subjects and think of your traded options strategies traded options may be expensive due to volatility with the Iran war. Always take advice from your broker, know your maximum loss and we never advise to trade anything less than one-month traded options. To trade futures and make money you need live prices and charts.

Its really important to understand that Elton John a A-list celebrity, one of the greats, is mortal and getting old and has about as much chance of getting into heaven as Satan repent. Keep giving doughnuts and chocolate asking for autographs. Homosexuals don’t get into heaven and have terrible rebirths. Elton, stop that, you will go blind why are you wearing glasses and lost your hair? Just pulling your leg! Glasses on a lot of people are sexy and brains of Thunderbirds wears glasses. It is important to get a Holy Man to explain Hell or Hell beings another realm. The Tibetans use to believe if your a really nice person you could come back as a God! I would love to see Elton play a small Venue like Ronnie Scott’s or Hammersmith Pally not only sing his songs and playing the Piano but covers of all his influences. It was tradition to do a few cover versions of your influences so they can make royalties to pay them back. It has been a difficult time since Elizabeths Birthday But Im still standing! You should all have it on your Jacks for the hard times. Another influence is Duran Duran there back catalogue is worth listening to, such as Girls on Film and Wild Boys! Or other artists Take a walk on the wild side or I am the passenger!

Some bright research analysts look into Amazon to see if they have gotten away from there orginal business model of letting individual retailers compete on price, type in a few products into Amazon, compare prices with typing them into Google or Bing and see how long it will take for the word to spread and the cost to the mighty Amazon and will its overheads and lack of loyalty to its employees who are customers along with all the businesses which rely on its employees spending money which also used Amazon. Will it break the company? Just a thought. Trying to stop sites from allowing companies to compete on price is anti-capitalistic and anti-competitive.

I can’t save every cinema, but a lot are empty, and if they sold cheap tickets for films and tried the Coca Cola method instead of Champagne, people would return to the big screen. As well as having fancy dress nights and a prize for the best fancy dress.

One of the things I like to do is compliment Red Heads, especially women on their hair, freckles are sexy. To many women have no manners and don’t know how to say thank you for a compliment not all people are looking for sex and the way to turn down a compliment is to snub your nose, according to Mrs Beaton. If you’re going to give somebody a compliment its important to be sincere and not lay it on thick, just leave it hanging in the air. If you want a compliment, hang around the Spanish Steps in Italy LOL I understand members of the British Royal family have been doing the same with the British equivalent. Is it true, Harry the spare or his brother, who looks a bit like him, dissected his son’s hamster in front of him?

Some days I like to try something new, especially in the supermarket. Today I tried Vita Coco Coconut Water, The Original Low in Calories. I enjoyed it, and it was very refreshing. This is not a paid advertisement. I like to try different cheeses. I love you all almost as much as Cheese! I also occasionally like a spoonful of Marmite in hot water; you might like Bovril. Occasionally! I must admit its been a long time since I had Marmite soliders and a boiled egg in an egg cup. These are not paid advertisements.

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Homework: It is important to learn the ten commandments and the five precepts, and have a debate on which is harder to live by. Remember open questions and closed.

I would challenge the UK politicians and the Master Jedi to spend a month living with Asylum Seekers in a B&B on Social Security and also spend a month lin each town which are war Zones in the UK taken over by Crime that the police don’t go into.

Is Iran allowed to Surrendor and if they did would the Allies invest in Iran and lift sanctions would they be as rish as Saudi Arabia? Or is it about stealing assets.

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